if you don’t get this, we are not from the same generation…
MY JAW LITERALLY DROPPED AND I ADMIT TO SQUEALING LOUDLY IN A INHUMAN NOISEI love this.
It’s Kim Possible and Ron Stoppable!
(Source: mistrel-fox, via life-is-fucked-up)
if you don’t get this, we are not from the same generation…
MY JAW LITERALLY DROPPED AND I ADMIT TO SQUEALING LOUDLY IN A INHUMAN NOISEI love this.
It’s Kim Possible and Ron Stoppable!
(Source: mistrel-fox, via life-is-fucked-up)
“because of reasons” is always a legitimate reason
“because fuck you that’s why” is also acceptable
“for science” is a good excuse
don’t forget “the stars are not in position” as a perfect reason to not do something
“Not since the accident.” can be the answer to any question.you guys are leaving out “think of the children” as a way to persuade anybody to do something for you
(Source: im-gonna-wreck-it, via deadpool-killed-you-and)
SCRUUUUUUBS
(Source: you-fucking-people-make-me-sick, via deadpool-killed-you-and)

the white is transparent
On black blogs it’s awesome
(via naughtynymph0)
zuky:
I assume you’ve already seen this, but just in case you haven’t, they have this series of mildly passive aggressive politeness reminders on the trains in Japan. This one reads “your seat should only be as wide as your bottom, not the width of your spread legs.” Words to live by.
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A+ Japan
Urgent memo to all men riding buses, trains, and in all public seating areas: “Your seat should only be as wide as your bottom, not the width of your spread legs.”
(via avant-gardeian)

“In case of an emergency this airplane is designed with 8 exits located around you.”
(Source: carlosbaila, via 10knotes)
—GUYS I DON’T THINK YOU REALIZE HOW GREAT THIS IS LIKE IT PUTS THE “PERFECT” in PITCH PERFECT LIKE STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING THAT YOU THINK IS IMPORTANT AND WATCH THIS VIDEO NOW OMG HOW DOES SHE NOT MESS UPHere’s my mash up that goes with the Cup Song!
This was perfect. How many tries did this take?!